Monday, October 12, 2009

Is this really God's team or are there dark forces at work......

Is is just me or does it seem that since we left the old Forum that the hockey Gods haven't been too happy? Maybe an Exorcism would help, Jacques Martin could gather his troops in the dressing room and chant "the power of Christ compels you" until each player purges himself of vile green pea soup. 

Or maybe this prayer taken from the site "Exorcism - The Facts."

Prayer for Protection Against Curses, Harm, Accidents:

Lord Jesus, I ask You to protect our Habs from sickness, from all harm and from accidents. If any of them has been subjected to any curses, hexes or spells, I declare these curses, hexes or spells null and void in the name of Jesus Christ.

How about a  seance organized by the players; they can try contacting and appeasing the spirits of the Rocket, Doug Harvey and Jacques Plante.

Voodoo dolls of the leafs, Pierre McGuire and Mike Milbury?

Perhaps a sacrificial leaf fan thrown into a fiery pit?

Any rituals or suggestions you have would be greatly appreciated, because I'm running out of them.


Dennis said...

It all started last year when they removed the big CH's from centre ice. They're back this year only much smaller, which is unacceptable. I can't stress this enough - we need the big CH's back at centre ice.

Moey said...

There's also a rumor that they will be wearing the jammy jerseys on Oct. 31st. Nooooooooo, those damn things should be torched, that's when we lost Lang last year.

moeman said...

Retire Dou$harek's number and reverse da curse!